I ran into a woman at a vegan restaurant...
..she said she knew me, but I never met herbivore.
I used to be so poor...
...I couldn't even pay attention.
When Satan goes bald...
There will be hell toupée.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Are glass coffins popular?
Remains to be seen.
How do you tell if a joke is a Dad joke?
The pun is apparent.