Today's featured daily humor:
The darkest cloth Two brothers were extremely successful in their business, and decided to flaunt it a bit with some luxurious suits. They went to a tailor and demanded two suits, made from the blackest cloth available. As dark as a nun's habit. Pinkus the tailor was happy to oblige, as these would cost quite a bit, and he could make a tidy profit. After their measurements were taken, he told them he would have the suits ready in a few weeks. Three weeks later, the brothers arrived to try on their suits. They fit perfectly, and were so dark it looked like you could get lost in them. Very happy with them, they paid a very large sum to the tailor and strolled out in their new clothes. A few blocks away, feeling rather smug about their new looks, they spotted a group of nuns walking towards them. One of the brothers held out his suit jacket to one of the nuns, then furiously walked away. One of the other nuns asked "Sister, what was that about?" The nun who was approached replied "I'm not sure. He held his jacket up against my habit, then muttered something in Latin. It sounded like 'Pinkus fuctus'".