A neutron walks in to a bar...
...and asks the bar tender "How much for a beer?," to which, the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Safety. Safety always comes first!
A steak pun is ...
a rare medium well done.
I ran into a woman at a vegan restaurant...
..she said she knew me, but I never met herbivore.