As an elderly man lay on his deathbed, he gathers his family around him....
Today's featured daily humor:
As an elderly man lay on his deathbed, he gathers his family around him... "My beloved wife, are you present?" he asks. "Yes, dear, I'm here," she responds. "And my son, are you here?" he wheezes. "Of course, Dad, I'm right here." "My cherished daughter, are you present?" "Yes, Daddy, I'm here." The man then exclaims, "Well, if you're all here, why the hell are the lights on downstairs!?"