A bin collector goes into a Chinese restaurant....
Today's featured daily humor:
A bin collector goes into a Chinese restaurant. The manager sees him and says, "Hawwo, wat u want?" "Well", the bin collector replies, "I'm the bin collector. Where's your bin?" "Uhh... I bin on loo." "No, I mean, where's your dustbin?" "I dust bin on da loo!" "No, I mean, where's your wheelie bin?" "Hokay. I wheelie bin havin a wank."