I needed to go to the hardware store today, I'd ran out of white spirit to clean my paintbrushes....
Today's featured daily humor:
I needed to go to the hardware store today, I'd ran out of white spirit to clean my paintbrushes. Me: "Oh hey dude, could I get just 1 bottle of white spirit please?" The guy looks me up and down, basically judges me on my appearance and says: "You're not decorating anything mate.. you're gonna drink it aren't you?" Feeling insulted, I told him that - yeah, I might look a bit tired and stuff.. but my wife won't stop complaining until I get our little daughters bedroom finished. The guy looked at me and said "Mate, I'm so sorry - for a minute I thought you..." he retrieves a bottle and puts it on the counter. "I do apologise my friend. Here, take the bottle - no charge! I picked it up, and said "Oh come on man, haven't you got a cold one???"