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If you go to the bakery and the only loaf of bread left is shaped like a cow, what do you tell yourself to make you feel better about buying it?...
If you have two friends named Gus, what will you always have?...
If you hired an owl to take care of your kids....
If you hold a sheep in one hand and a potato in the other....
If you put a dog in an automobile....
If you remove some electrons from a camel, it gains the ability to change colors....
If you see a June Bug in July......
If you see one black bird flying away from two black birds....
If you take shrooms in a meadow you are technically going on a field trip....
If you tell your kids that there aren't......
If you think of any more fish puns....
If you think your chicken coop is haunted....
If you walk into my cows' pasture, the male one will give you a greeting:...
If you want to put extra muscle on your lower legs, make sure you drink milk....
If you write a third book about Birdsong....
If you're a werewolf....
If you're born during Shark Week that should be your astrological sign....
If you're buying a used bird cage....
If your dog has a fever give it mustard....
If your name is Wayne, you better make......
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