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  • I bought my nephew Mein Kampf for his birthday....

  • I bought my son a fridge for Christmas....

  • I broke up with a girl after she got us into a really bad auto accident and doctors had to amputate half her foot....

  • I call my son "My Little Neutron Star"......

  • I called my 14 year old daughter a......

  • I called the child abuse hotline......

  • I came up with a joke about 1s and 0s....

  • I caught a kid playing with playground equipment that was off-limits to the public....

  • I could have been more careful when I wished for a newborn with superpowers....

  • I could tell you a joke about paper......

  • I cried when my daughter gave me my 50th birthday card....

  • I Cup - seven year old caught me off guard and I couldn't be happier....

  • I didn't know my father was once a mime....

  • I discovered the cure to cancer!...

  • I don't always tell dad jokes....

  • I don't expect people that don't know who their fathers are to be nice about their situation....

  • I don't know why my son was mad......

  • I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day....

  • I don't mean to brag, but my son is the most brilliant highway engineer in the world....

  • I don't mean to brag, but my son was born today....

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