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  • I bought shoes from a drug dealer once....

  • I bought shoes from a drug dealer....

  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....

  • I bought some shoes from my drug dealer....

  • I bought these shoes from a drug dealer....

  • I broke two of my dad's Queen records....

  • I called the police after my closet got robbed and they asked me for a brief description....

  • I can't believe I've fallen into an Egyptian river....

  • I can't believe my closest friends stole my marshmallow Easter candy....

  • I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all my fruit!...

  • I can't believe viruses and bacteria just invade my body without my consent....

  • I can't tell whether my new car's suspension is amazing, or if im sociopath....

  • I caught accused a guy of stealing a torso from the morgue today....

  • I caught my neighbour stealing socks from my washing line....

  • I chased a man through an apartment block today....

  • I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"....

  • I could never be a kleptomania victim...

  • I could never be an undertaker....

  • I couldn't catch the thief on the stairs......

  • I couldn't find the obituaries in the newspaper......

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