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  • I couldn't find the obituaries in the newspaper......

  • I dated a zombie once......

  • I don't like to beat around the bush......

  • I don't listen to stories spoken by skeletons....

  • I donated my dead dog to the local high school science class....

  • I drove past a dead opossum and...

  • I fainted in the curry house when i heard REM had split up....

  • I fell off a book once......

  • I fell out of my tree stand while archery hunting and all of my arrows broke....

  • I fight for the marines......

  • I fight in the marines......

  • I figured out why the titanic submarine imploded....

  • I finally got my wife to have sex......

  • I flipped over the calendar page for this month and it was gone....

  • I found the titanic sub!...

  • I got fired for telling customers if they wanted "smoking or non-smoking"....

  • I got hit on the head with a book....

  • I got shot yesterday....

  • I got stabbed by an electric guitar once....

  • I guy shoplifted some candy but ate it so fast he choked on it and died....

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