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  • My girlfriend said she was going out to get some new lip fillers....

  • My girlfriend told me she smelled beer on my breath but I said it was frog's legs....

  • My grandfather owns a stallion called Mayo......

  • My grandma and I sat down for a long chat over tea while she reminisced about her childhood vacations to her favorite city in France....

  • My HOA asked for a small contribution toward......

  • My husband came home late last night and......

  • My husband doesn't like Subs with Mayo......

  • My Jewish cousin started a coffee shop and he gave it a unique name....

  • My job is to crush cans all day....

  • My kids asked me if i knew any dad jokes about architecture....

  • My lactose intolerant friend wants to drink milk....

  • My last girlfriend broke up with me over a misunderstanding....

  • My mate sent me a drunk text....

  • My mates and I went on a wild pub crawl in Stratford upon Avon all dressed as William Shakespeare....

  • My mom said I would be grounded if I touched the silverware....

  • My mother-in-law doesn't allow anyone to have a good time when she's drinking at family gatherings....

  • My parents asked me to grab 6 cans......

  • My sister reached into the Cherrios box and brought her hands to her face making Cherrios glasses one 'O' at a time....

  • My SO asked me to put a bottle......

  • My son asked me for sultanas the other......

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