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  • My son refuses to take medicine when he's sick....

  • My son's friend told me his name was......

  • My spelunking addicted friend tried to quit......

  • My surgeon asked me if I wanted modern anesthetic or the old fashioned kind....

  • My uncle died from a donut overdose copyright......

  • My weed biscuits have expired....

  • My wife asked me to pass her some Chapstick but I thought she said gluestick....

  • My wife demanded I stop taking Viagra each morning before I leave for the office, and replace it with Omega-3 and B vitamins....

  • My wife is addicted to cheese....

  • My wife left me because of my poker addiction ....

  • My wife once had a kink related to......

  • My wife said she was fed up with my addiction and demanded I quit cold turkey....

  • My wife surprised me on my birthday with a pack of camouflage condoms....

  • My wife told me I have two bad habits:...

  • My wife told me that i should retire from dealing cocaine....

  • My wife took too many placebos....

  • My wife was livid when I told her I used all of our savings to buy stock in Bose....

  • My wife was pissed at me so she dumped an entire can of Pringles on my head....

  • My wife wasn't happy with me falling asleep......

  • My wife's doctor prescribed her beta blockers....

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