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  • I learned about electricity today...

  • I learned about linear motion the other day......

  • I never knew my daughter had pipes until......

  • I once had a constipated mathematics teacher......

  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet....

  • I raised my son until he finished school and then I stopped....

  • I started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

  • I taught my son the phrase, "Je ne......

  • I told my son, "Have you heard that they're shutting down all food resources in schools so that children can't eat?...

  • I tried to learn the trumpet,......

  • I tried writing a book on plants,...

  • I walked out of a lecture about singularities......

  • I wanted to learn to drive a stick......

  • I was cooking dinner with one of my......

  • I was encouraged to try learning the drums to take my mind off my porn addiction....

  • I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary....

  • I went to my dog's obedience school graduation....

  • I went to my high school reunion...

  • I would never let my son join the orchestra....

  • I wrote a list of things I needed to do to prepare for the theatrical production at my school....

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