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  • Why would pirates always stay in water and never become landlovers?...

  • Why would Rick Astley be terrible at a job providing facts and key information?...

  • Why wouldn't the prince dance with Cinderella when she got to the ball?...

  • Why'd the broken umbrella have trouble making friends?...

  • Why's the beer in London like having sex in a canoe?...

  • Wife - "I've never had allergy testing...

  • Wife - can you turn the dishwasher on?...

  • Wife asked:...

  • Wife didn't appreciate my Dad joke, but I......

  • Wife dropped a can of food on her toe....

  • Wife finally chimed in....

  • Wife from 2nd bathroom:...

  • Wife gave me a to-do list with 6 chores and got upset when I only completed #1, #3, and #5....

  • Wife got her hair cut......

  • Wife got mad and left cuz she caught me cheating on my diet, eating pasta in bed....

  • Wife is really annoyed by the little black gnats in our house, so I offered emotional support....

  • Wife just washed the dog's soft toys......

  • Wife keeps complaining how dinner upset her stomach, feels like she's going to vomit....

  • Wife reminded me of all the things I......

  • Wife said I was odd, and I'm said I was glad, it meant she liked me....

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