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  • What did the parking lot say to the garage ?...

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  • What did the pickle say to the other pickle?...

  • What did the piece of hardware say after the Allen Wrench came over?...

  • What did the Poseidon monument said to the Zeus figurine?...

  • What did the recently divorced man say when he was constipated?...

  • What did the retired pirate say to the neighborhood kids?...

  • What did the river say to the engineer who floated the idea of building a reservoir?...

  • What did the scientist say when he discovered an unknown species of bugs?...

  • What did the server say about the customer eating hummus?...

  • What did the sheep say when the collie bit his foot?...

  • What did the sink say to the water faucet?...

  • What did the stone carver say to his kids?...

  • What did the tardy forensic ophthalmologist say when he finally arrived at work?...

  • What did the terrible lumberjack say?...

  • What did the thief say in his defence when he was caught pinching metal?...

  • What did the traffic light say to the car?...

  • What did the triangle say to the circle?...

  • What did the tulip farmer tell the social influencers who had trespassed to take pics?...

  • What did the Twix yell at the Snickers for arriving late?...

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