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  • I spent the weekend hanging out with a......

  • I squirted ketchup in my eyes the other day....

  • I stabbed multiple Kellogg's box......

  • I started a lending company that uses food as collateral....

  • I started buying full loaves of bread and......

  • I started calling my wife 12......

  • I started crying when Dad was cutting onions......

  • I started having conversations with my food....

  • I started investing in stocks....

  • I started my diet by removing all the fattening food from the house....

  • I started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

  • I started watching "How to Make a Salad"......

  • I stole some french fries from someone and ran off....

  • I stopped eating Vienna Sausage......

  • I stumbled upon my dyslexic cow's deepest secrets....

  • I switched all the spice on my wife's......

  • i taught my kids about democracy tonight by......

  • I tell everyone that the food at the......

  • I tell people about Cheesus......

  • I think I am a social vegan......

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