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  • If they're the undisputed Heavy Weight champion....

  • If three's a crowd, and one's a mathematician, what's the solution?...

  • If two is company and threes a...

  • If vegan turkey breast is fake....

  • If you ask me to count to ten, I'll only recite 9 numbers....

  • If you drift an electric vehicle....

  • If you ever leave Japan......

  • If you flip your canoe, go ahead and wear it in your head....

  • If you go to the bakery and the only loaf of bread left is shaped like a cow, what do you tell yourself to make you feel better about buying it?...

  • If you have a Banana in each hand, and you drop one of them, what do you get?...

  • If you like to tell a dad joke and you're not a Dad, what are you?...

  • If you make a 14-year-old wait for 5 minutes....

  • If you notice someone's feeling crappy......

  • If you want to scare the crap out of someone, hide arrows in their shoes....

  • If you're Aussie when you enter the dunny, and you're Aussie once you leave the dunny....

  • If you're ever attacked by a group of......

  • If you're ever stranded on a sheet of ice, you won't be a able to steer it....

  • If you're looking for the Terminator action figures, you'll find them at....

  • If you're too scared to count in German, I have some advice....

  • If you've never tried blind target shooting......

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