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  • My wife said she likes a mall in particular I said....

  • My wife said she wanted to watch Harry Potter upstairs in our bedroom....

  • My wife said she was fed up with my addiction and demanded I quit cold turkey....

  • My wife said she was leaving if i told any more jokes about the band Talk Talk....

  • My wife said she was so happy I haven't told any Nickelback jokes for a while....

  • My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop quoting lines from The Rolling Stones songs whenever she spoke to me....

  • My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old....

  • My wife said she's leaving me, she said "I'm leaving you, I can't stand your stupid dad jokes anymore, they're ridiculous....

  • My wife said she's leaving me....

  • My wife said that I am the cheapest......

  • My wife said that I had trusty shoes......

  • My wife said that I ruined her birthday....

  • My wife said that if I didn't stop making jokes about luggage that she was going to kick me out of the house, change the locks, send the kids to live with her parents, and she was going back to school....

  • My wife said the best sex she ever has was on vacation last year....

  • My wife said the garden hose wasn't working anymore....

  • My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis....

  • My wife said, "You've told me 14 tennis jokes today and it's getting annoying!...

  • My wife said:...

  • My wife sat me down and told me how important Valentine's Day is to her....

  • My wife says I should have been a plumber....

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