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  • I was lonely so I bought some shares......

  • I was looking to buy the finest yardstick on the market....

  • I was lost in the wilderness....

  • I was made to walk the plank as a child....

  • I was mugged by a guy wearing sunglasses and a pink rabbit suit who hit me with his drumsticks....

  • I was named after my grandfather......

  • I was never very good at haggling....

  • I was once a toll-booth worker....

  • I was once asked where I see myself......

  • I was once attempted a cross-country marathon in......

  • I was once bowled over by an inanimate......

  • I was once hit on the head with......

  • I was once kidnapped by mimes....

  • I was once very popular on a social media website for concrete workers....

  • I was out to eat and sat near a kid who burped 144 times....

  • I was playing guitar in my first ever gig,....

  • I was practicing my aim and hit the bullseye....

  • I was really drunk the other day, so I took the bus home and left my car at the bar....

  • I was riding my bike yesterday when a couple punks came up and knocked me to the ground, then took my bicycle and laughed at me as they ran off....

  • I was robbed by two huge Swedes......

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