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  • When does a headless corpse feel bad about themselves?...

  • When does a medieval soldier sleep ?...

  • When does a pony become horse?...

  • When going to a new job, everyone advises to start off on the right foot....

  • When I consume a lot of a specific whisky I start hallucinating condoms with legs....

  • When I hopped on the treadmill at the gym everyone started to look at me funny....

  • When I tell people I got a vasectomy, they ask me if I notice any difference in my body....

  • When I tried to ship my mom's body home, the airline refused to let her travel in the luggage compartment....

  • When I turned 45 my wife asked me if I would be into trying some "butt stuff"....

  • When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs....

  • When I was 3 years old I broke......

  • When I was 8 or 9 years old......

  • When I was a teen I was addicted......

  • When I was a young boy the doctor told me I had a lazy eye....

  • When I was younger, my family used to move around a lot....

  • When my biology professor had the audacity to accuse me of stealing the spine off of the research skeleton in our lecture hall....

  • When my grandfather was sick, we strapped a sled(ge) to his back....

  • When someone fails at performing the heimlich maneuver......

  • When surrogacy finally gets around to growing babies......

  • When two people have sex, its a twosome....

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