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  • I was asked what I wanted to be......

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  • I was browsing at the tuxedo store, and the owner kept hovering over me, so I told him to go away....

  • I was desperatly searching for my favourite chocolate......

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  • I was fired from my job where my sole task was to use a pencil to erase the number "2" and ONLY the number "2" in old documents....

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  • I was getting fitted for a suit for the first time today, and I'm fairly certain the tailor wanted to fight me....

  • I was getting in line at the DMV for license renewal but the tenant said I was in the wrong line....

  • I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?...

  • I was going to clean out my gutter today when it fell off of the roof....

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