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  • I begin my dream job tomorrow, proofreading for Merriam-Webster, the online dictionary....

  • I bet ya that I can cut this tree down just by looking at it....

  • I bought a universal remote....

  • I bought a wooden car last week....

  • I brought a computer storage device on the......

  • I built a 2nd story to my business......

  • I built a robot that was going to autonomously go to the gym and exercise, but....

  • I Bumped Into A Glass Door......

  • I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself, "T-Rex"....

  • I call elevators elevators....

  • I called in sick to work....

  • I called into work this morning, and explained......

  • I called my Insurance Agent and said "I crawled up inside one of those big square air conditioning tubes in the ceiling and I'm stuck!...

  • I called out sick today....

  • I called the local dairy and told them to deliver milk to me so I could take a bath in it....

  • I came into a bunch of money recently....

  • I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it....

  • I can guess what people do for a living just by looking at their hands....

  • I can reinstall an operating system really quick......

  • I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory....

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