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  • When I was a child I fell into a well and was trapped down there for 3 days with nothing to eat....

  • When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a plumber....

  • When I was a kid, I used to sprinkle myself with herbal ingredients from the kitchen, then go for a run to see if anything happened....

  • When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark....

  • When I was crossing the border into Canada, the customs guy asked if I had any firearms with me....

  • When I was out in the desert I thought I kept seeing my reflection....

  • When I was younger I played the drums, but quit after a short time....

  • When I watched the new Top Gun movie....

  • When I went home last night, I found out all the lights were broken....

  • When I went to get my vasectomy, they didn't have me wear a hospital gown....

  • When I worked at the quarry I was very meticulous....

  • When is a dog not a dog?...

  • When is a door not a door?...

  • When is a door......

  • When is a knob not a knob?...

  • When is the door not a door?...

  • When it comes up to keeping up with the recent news, being deaf really proves to be a barrier....

  • When Jerry Garcia died and went to heaven, he complained that his bed wasn't cozy enough, not enough musicians to jam with, not allowed to play rock and roll....

  • When looking at the solar eclipse you shouldn't......

  • When making plans to go out for dinner with my mom....

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