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  • I've always had qualms and hesitations about my friend being a despotic conqueror....

  • I've always suffered with terrible neck pain so I decided to get it fused....

  • I've always wanted a herb garden......

  • I've been telling my son for the last week that he needs to move his watch collection back to his room....

  • I've been thinking about why there are sponges in the ocean....

  • I've been told if I say these words, I'll get banned from this sub....

  • I've dedicated the last ten years of my life to developing a vehicle for large mammals....

  • I've developed a DIY surgery kit-......

  • I've given up my stamp hobby and started collecting coins....

  • I've gone 10 days without sleeping....

  • I've got some good news and I've got......

  • I've got to stop turning up early for concerts....

  • I've heard airlines are considering a new luxurious class where no drinks are served....

  • I've heard that Australia is the world leader......

  • I've invented biodegradable organic diapers with flower-based filling....

  • I've just learned that there's a tendency in certain parts of south Asia, among those with power or influence, to favour people from the same Himalayan country, especially by giving them jobs....

  • I've pissed my pants in North and South America, shit my britches in Africa and Europe, didn't make it on time in Asia, involuntary brown thunder while I was Down Under, and couldn't hold it in on a cruise to Antarctica....

  • I've tried fixing my car's gas emission problems to no avail....

  • If a cow doesn't produce milk......

  • If Arnold Schwartzenegger played classical music....

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