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  • When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours....

  • When I lost some fingers on my right hand, I asked my doctor....

  • When I turned 45 my wife asked me if I would be into trying some "butt stuff"....

  • When is it acceptable to have 3 - 6 = 9?...

  • When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow....

  • When my friend's wife was in labor, he would tell jokes to keep her mind off the pain, but this didn't amuse her much....

  • When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused....

  • When surrogacy finally gets around to growing babies......

  • When you have a baby intentionally....

  • Where can you buy new bellybuttons?...

  • Who is bigger - Mr....

  • Why are prostitutes so loud in bed?...

  • Why can you trust your local dry cleaner to keep your explosives safe?...

  • Why couldn't the twins stop laughing?...

  • Why couldn't the woman have triplets?...

  • Why did 9 push 8 and then became afraid of it?...

  • Why did pharaohs have to wear a bra?...

  • Why did the girl break up with her blind boyfriend?...

  • Why did the girl break up with his blind boyfriend?...

  • Why did the rooster have a panic attack when one of his chick told him she was pregnant?...

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