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  • At my age I am good at multi tasking....

  • At my annual exam the doctor explained that being middle-aged now means I will experience slow muscle loss over time....

  • At my annual eye check-up the examiner only said things like "everything works out in the end" and "you've got a bright future ahead of you"....

  • At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin:...

  • At my dinner party this evening, my guests started doing Roman salutes....

  • At one point during his life, famous Austrian composer Franz Joseph Haydn vanished in southern Asia without a trace....

  • At school, my classmates persuaded me to join a competition to see who could urinate the highest up a wall....

  • At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time....

  • At sunrise, how can you find her on Mother's Day?...

  • At supper, my daughter slides her empty milk glass over to me....

  • At Tautology Bar and Grill, we're always open....

  • At that snooty business downtown, they made us take the new window through a narrow alley, and deliver it in the back....

  • At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise......

  • At the all male heterosexual spousal choice regret seminar he began....

  • At the allotment , I saw a guy going nuts cause he couldn't locate his bit of land....

  • At the annual challenge of dogs vs cats 'fight to the finish' event, the felines are always receiving a catastrophe....

  • At The Blood Bank......

  • At the first sign of trouble, I'm sure the first thing that went through the mind of the OceanGate CEO was ....

  • At the grocery store I found a display of mint flavored prophylactics in with the ketchup, mayo, and mustard....

  • At the hospital, they admitted Sir Reginald, who had been shot several times, and had had his tongue cut out....

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