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  • Why were the hydrogen and oxygen atoms so reluctant to get a divorce?...

  • Why will cattle herders only listen to news from their animals?...

  • Why will tobacco companies never thrive?...

  • Why will you never starve in the desert?...

  • Why won't insects ever go to the post office?...

  • Why would doors do well on social media?...

  • Why would women make good archeologists?...

  • Why wouldn't the squeamish mathematician multiply either 36 by 8 or 32 by 9?...

  • Why'd the broken umbrella have trouble making friends?...

  • Why'd the flower fail his drug test?...

  • Wife - "I've never had allergy testing...

  • Wife and I walk into a shoes store,......

  • Wife and I went grocery shopping last night......

  • Wife asked what my plans were for the......

  • Wife calls a shrink hotline...

  • Wife didn't appreciate my Dad joke, but I......

  • Wife gave me a to-do list with 6 chores and got upset when I only completed #1, #3, and #5....

  • Wife got her hair cut......

  • Wife is really annoyed by the little black gnats in our house, so I offered emotional support....

  • Wife just asked me "What does it mean when all you crave is bread?...

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