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  • I lost 25% of my roof in that storm....

  • I lost 25% of my roof yesterday......

  • I lost a shoe size......

  • I lost a spelling bee because I didn't know how to spell Armageddon....

  • I lost a staring contest to my lamp....

  • I lost my job as a zoo keeper after many animals died....

  • I lost my job at the bank on my first day....

  • i lost my job at the car wheel......

  • I lost my job at the coffee shop the other day....

  • I lost my job at the local carnival....

  • I lost my left arm in an accident......

  • I lost my shoe......

  • I lost my thesaurus the other day....

  • I lost my ticket and so I wasn't allowed to get on any train leaving my local station until I could show them my hair was made to be fully covered in tight, neat curls....

  • I lost my virginity to the family vacuum......

  • I lost my watch at a party once....

  • I lost my wife's wedding ring....

  • I love BBQ....

  • I love being woken up on the weekend by my wife making a smoke house breakfast....

  • I love eggs....

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