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  • I still remember the last thing my dad said before kicking the bucket....

  • I stood in the park the other wondering to myself "why does a frisbee get bigger the closer it gets?...

  • I text my wife "Look, if plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, and J don't work, then we'll have to resort to Plan K....

  • I think DC Heroes are falling to Mr......

  • I think my chess opponent cheated....

  • I think Spain's best player last night was Muy Bien....

  • I think that the Z fighters would have been much better without Krillin, Yamcha, Tien and Piccolo....

  • I thought about getting into archery......

  • I thought that leaving my job as an ornithologist to become a horse jockey would be the solution to all my problems....

  • I told a guy he looked like a jug of beer....

  • I told my cowoker I was going skydiving labor day weekend and he asked how many feet I was diving from....

  • I told my friend I just got a new job at the bowling alley, and he said, "Tenpin?...

  • I told my wife that I have shot the moon once, but she does not believe me....

  • I took my dog to a baseball game....

  • I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics....

  • I tried a layup in our old man......

  • I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot....

  • I tried dating a defensive lineman....

  • I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn't finish....

  • I tried to date a Tennis player before....

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