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How do conductors get in shape?...
How do you eat a steam locomotive?...
How does a cyclist train for a race ?...
How is a dog that's been trained to shake like a guy that comes up to us and screams the sky is falling?...
How is a Serial Killer like a Train Station?...
I asked the lady next to me on the train today why she was shoving gummy bears into her eyes....
I finished my month-long training at the Acme sponge factory....
I got a new DeLorean......
I had an argument with my personal trainer over how much he wanted me to lift....
I had to quit my job as a......
I hate it when people eat loudly on a train!...
I hate people who eat loudly on trains......
I have a fear of Elevators......
I have a mass transit idea for fingers!...
I have decided to quit my job as a personal trainer, because the weights are too heavy....
I just quit my job as a gym personal trainer because the weights were too heavy....
I just signed up for a 401K......
I lost my ticket and so I wasn't allowed to get on any train leaving my local station until I could show them my hair was made to be fully covered in tight, neat curls....
I meant to write a few jokes about trains earlier today....
I met a man on the subway this afternoon with a bounty on his head....
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