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  • What did the belligerent yogi say to the security guard when told they could not do yoga in the middle of the store and would need to leave the premises?...

  • What did the blood say to another blood?...

  • What did the bolt say to the nut......

  • What did the broken patio umbrella say of his abusive lover?...

  • What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal before dinner?...

  • What did the coffee report to the police?...

  • What did the coffee say when it got to the police station?...

  • What did the fearless bouncer say to the troublemaker?...

  • What did the German driver say when he hit a pedestrian?...

  • What did the gladiator say about getting a thumb's down at the Coliseum?...

  • What did the guy say as he stole a pig from the farmer's yard?...

  • What did the Italian chef get sent to jail for?...

  • What did the king say after the squire won his first joust?...

  • What did the librarian do to get the chronically unruly boy to quit yelling?...

  • What did the Mexican guy say when his house fell on him?...

  • What did the old man say when his hat blew off?...

  • What did the ornithologist say to the cowboy?...

  • What did the period say before taking revenge?...

  • What did the pilot say when he recognised the terrorist?...

  • What did the pirate do when he got angry?...

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