violence

Did you hear about the sneakers that jumped into the fire?...
Did you hear about the special forces unit filled with dogs and trees?...
Did you hear about the supermodels that got into a fight while camping?...
Did you hear about the teenagers in Cambodia who got the death penalty by lethal injection?...
Did you hear about the terrorist who attempted to blow himself up at the international social phobia convention?...
Did you hear about the two guys who broke into an oversized kitchen supply store?...
Did you hear about the UFC action figure that was beating up the other toys in the toy store?...
Did you hear about the UPS guy who had tantric sex with his wife?...
Did you hear about the wood sculptor that was crushed by the statue of the large breasted woman he was carving?...
Did you hear about this guy Arty who violently robbed two old ladies for fifty cents each at the grocery store?...
Did you hear about Willie Nelson getting...
Did you hear how the goose barely escaped being hit by a car?...
Did you hear Logan Paul and KSI got arrested for robbing a convenient store?...
Did you hear McDonald's killed the Burger King out front of Wendy's house....
Did you hear that Nate was murdered by being trampled by two donkeys?...
Did you hear that rapper YNW Melly who murdered his friends is going to get released from jail, they said it was a mistrial....
Did you hear that the police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states?...
Did you hear the announcer for the dwarf wrestling league got fired?...
Did you hear the joke about the guy who headbutted a tree?...
Did you hear the one about the puzzle enthusiast who killed himself?...

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