Today's featured daily humor:
In a crowded bus In a crowded bus during rust hour a guy got the last seat available near the door, than an attractive young lady got in the bus and look tired. Instead of giving up his seat he offered the lady to sit on his lap, feeling very tired and looks like the guy is a nice guy, the lady accepted the offer and sat on his lap. After a while the guy tried to make conversation, excuse me miss, let me guest, you must be a pharmacist, how do you know, reply the lady, I can smell the medicine smell from your shirt. After silence for a while, the lady said, let me guest, you must be a mechanic, how do you know, reply the guy, I can feel the jack up and down, down there...