Today's featured daily humor:
The sentient tree is a long story. I knew a sentient tree that could walk and talk, we met a long time ago in *Septimber* We were friends however this story is sad. This is a *sappy* story. Anyway I found my Tree friend on *Timber* after he told me he was gonna get a date. He put in his email to *Log* in. And he actually got a date! He had a full make over too. Which was good because he needed to prepare for this gorgeous date. He had to *Spruce* himself up. And he took a nap *Forrest* and energy the next day. The next day he left and I secretly followed. I saw his date and it was a human! It was nice seeing him Branch out but he should just *Stick* to trees. Well the date he had asked questions and everything goes well surprisingly. Although he never knows what to say and usually just confusedly *Shrubs*. Well I accidentally got caught by the date who thought she was being set up so she angryily decided to *Leaf* without explaining. My friend could never get to the *Root* of the issue to this day. I saw him cry and even though I felt bad I couldn't tell him. Not even *Acorny joke* would cheer him up, could you *Beleaf* it? I *Wood* not.