Today's featured daily humor:
Four Guys are in a Hospital They're in the waiting room because their wives are having babies. The nurse goes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins," he says, "That's odd I work for the Minnesota Twins" Another nurse says to the second one, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets" he says "Weird, I work at the 3M company" Another nurse says to the third one, "Congratulations! You're the father quadruplets!" He says, "That's strange I work at the Four Seasons hotel" The fourth guy is banging his head on the wall and groaning, the others ask what is wrong. "I work at 7-Eleven!"