Today's featured daily humor:
Pulled one on my granddaughter We were going to get some fresh blueberries and strawberries fruit at a temporary stand at a gas station. We were discussing what else they might have on our way there. My granddaughter says that she wants dragon fruit. I asked her why she wanted it because it's all dirty. She said, "what?" I said that "if you drag fruit it gets dirty". A 14 year old girl can really do an impressive eye roll.