Today's featured daily humor:
A panda walks into a bar He grabs a handful of peanuts and downs some whiskey. Next, he pulls out a revolver and shoots the mirror behind the bar to pieces. Then, he turns around and leaves the bar. A man at the end of the bar is startled. "What the hell was that?!" he asks. "That was a panda," the bartender replies, "he eats shoots and leaves."