Today's featured daily humor:
FBI Training There were three potential FBI agents in training, two men and one woman. They were given a series of tasks to complete to show their dedication to the Agency, each task more gruelling and challenging than the one before. Fpr months they trained relentlessly until finally the big day came and each trainee was given their final task. Their handler had taken them to an old barn, way out in the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles. The handler began with the first male trainee by handing him a pistol. "Inside is your final test" he said. "Somewhere in this barn is something that you really love. Take this gun and show your dedication and determination to the FBI. If you succeed, you'll become one of us". The trainee entered the barn. After about 10 minutes of waiting in silence the trainee opened the barn door, handed the gun the handler and left, never to become an FBI agent. The handler approached the second male trainee and repeated the challenge. Steeled by his predecessors failure, the second trainee grabbed the gun and entered in confidence. After 20 minutes of silence he too returned,handed the gun to the handler and he too left never to be an FBI agent. Finally, the woman trainee was approached by the handler. The handler repeated his challenge. She timidly took the gun from the handler in her sweaty hands and slowly entered the barn. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting a loud CRASH! Rang from the barn. Then more crashing, bashing, following by screaming, squealing... pleading for mercy, help, anything. Finally the female contestant emerged from the barn dripping with sweat and blood, panting. The FBI handler in shock asked "what the hell happened!!!". After a moment to catch her breath the female trainee finally said "I went in there and found my husband tied to a chair, blindfolded and waiting. But the gun you gave me wasn't loaded, so I had to beat him to death with the chair".