Today's featured daily humor:
there was once a train conductor he was terrible at his job in every single way, but one day, he hit a rock and one person died he was sentenced to death via electric chair. for his last meal he had one single banana Sparks flew, smoke filled the room, and he was perfectly fine and so he was let go due to Devine intervention he somehow got his old job back, but one day he hit a rock and it killed two people he was sentenced to death via electric chair. he was sentenced to death via electric chair, of course for his last meal he had two bananas and so he sat on the chair, and afterwards, he was fine, not a burn mark anywhere and so like last time he got his job back and three people died this time you can guess where he was headed for his last meal he asked for three bananas, but the executioner refused saying that he didn't "didn't know what banana magic you have but this time it won't work" and so he sat on the chair, and stood up, unscathed, of course the executioner asked how? "Oh, it had nothing to do with the bananas, I'm just a terrible conductor