Today's featured daily humor:
A snail decides to join NASCAR He dots all his i's, jots all his t's, and the higher ups give him the A-OK but they ask him what number does he want on his car. The snail tells him he wants the letter S, not a letter. When they inquire why he just tells them, "because when I pass the other drivers up I want them to say to themselves **woah! Look at that S Car Go!**