John Pork was found dead.... animal death funeral history meat Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:John Pork was found dead. All anyone was wondering from that point was "Porkque?"Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call it when you cant sleep because you're hungry?... Prev Next article: What do you call a dinosaur that reads Aristotle?... Next