Today's featured daily humor:
My best friend was a Greek fellow His name was Euripidees, were bosom buddies we went everywhere and always hung out 24/7. Well the years went on and eventually we grew apart and I moved to New York and opened a tailor shop, one day I see a fellow come in with two pairs of pants and it was my friend Euripides, I was so excited I walked up to him and said "Euripides?!" He said "Yeah, you fixidees?"