What do scissors say on New Years?... cleaning excrement human_body_parts seeing time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What do scissors say on New Years? "Shears, to a new year!"Click for another laugh! Previous article: What the hardest thing to find on Easter Island?... Prev Next article: When I was growing up, the other kids said I fought like an animal.... Next