Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?... automobiles celebrity excrement fighting gender Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman. Heyoo!Click for another laugh! Previous article: I hired a vocal coach to help me extend my range.... Prev Next article: Happy J!... Next