Today's featured daily humor:
A snail came into a large inheritance... He went out and bought a Bugatti Chiron Super Sport, capable of more than 300 MPH. He took his brand new purchase to a custom detailer and asked for a paint job in bright red, with flames and a big white S painted on each door. The detailer asked the reason and the snail explained, "I've been slow all my life. This changes everything. Now when I drive down the street, I want everyone to notice me and say: Look at that S car go!"