Today's featured daily humor:
True Story - Short Version... So my wife ate too many Cashews and broke out in hives. That night, I am laying in bed and she is in the bathroom. She yells, "I itch in places I didn't even know I had!!" I say to her, "Knock Knock." "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR STUPID JOKES!" 10 minutes later... She is crawling into the bed and realizes I was just trying to cheer her up. So she softly asks, "Okay... Who's There?" "Cash"