Why doesn't Elton John like iceberg lettuce?... Food celebrity energy music vegetables Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why doesn't Elton John like iceberg lettuce?? Cause he's a rocket man.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Did you know Abe Lincoln was Jewish?... Prev Next article: Why did no one recognise the Lego man?... Next