Today's featured daily humor:
Dentures An old man went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. After the order arrived, he sat there staring at the pizza. A few hours passed and it was time to close the restaurant. The manager came to him and asked about it. The old man replied, "I forgot my dentures at home, how can I eat this?" The manager took one out from his pocket and gave it to the old man. "It's too loose," the old man spoke. "Give it back to me, try this," the manager said, taking out another one. "It's too tight," the old man said. "Give it to me, try this," the manager said, taking out yet another denture. "Yes, now it's perfect." "Okay, now quickly finish your dish." After finishing his pizza, the old man went to the manager and expressed his appreciation. He asked, "I wonder how you have this many dentures. Is someone in your family a dentist?" The manager replied, "Oh, no need to appreciate. Actually, people like you are very handy for me. Thanks to the cemetery which comes in my way home."