Today's featured daily humor:
Wife messed up a golden opportunity. True story: My wife called me after her dentist appointment today. She was relaying her conversation with the receptionist. Receptionist - " For your follow up appointment, would you like to make an afternoon appointment?" Wife - "Yes, afternoon is fine." Receptionist - "Say, like 2:30?" When I heard that, I got all excited! Me - "Tell me you said something!!!" My wife - "I paused, looked at the receptionist and couldn't say it; I just said, yes that works." Me - "Honey, not only was it a perfect setup, they even lowered the net for you! You didn't have to jump, just swing your arm and spike the ball!" This might be the most disappointing time in our marriage. Please send prayers.