What do you call a fruit with commitment issues?... Food fruit reading seeing tasting Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What do you call a fruit with commitment issues? A can't elopeClick for another laugh! Previous article: Took the fam to the zoo today and my daughter (a HS senior) wanted an expensive axolotl plush.... Prev Next article: I don't always tell dad jokes.... Next